How old is john homestuck

The floor is sticky here, like the floor of a movie theater. He bends down to touch it, and give it a sniff. Just as he thought. He takes a deep breath, and becomes very serious. Tavros sighs again. John makes no effort to disguise his look of grave disapproval and sorrow. Anger wells up in John anew. He gets to his feet in a flurry—a literal one. A gust of wind whisks through the room, clattering open the closet door and rustling a perfectly arranged stack of papers off the desk.

They flutter through the room like dead leaves caught in an autumn storm. Soon the room is howling with his sustained winds. JOHN: yeah. John produces his screwdriver and a length of wire from the inside pocket of his suit jacket. Tavros takes in a sharp breath before spinning on his heel and stumbling toward his closet.

She brought this on herself. He whistles to himself, thinking about how happy Tavros is going to be with him, Roxy, and Harry Anderson. Jane barely even seems to like the kid. But Jake does. Jake loves him, even though he was totally trapped into this unhappy relationship because of the pregnancy. So it seems to John the only way to save Jake from this unspeakable prison is to subtract the only thing he cares about. Is that really what he wants? He considers with a sense of guilt how exhilarating it would it be if she finally fought him on something.

John starts laughing to himself when the window pops open suddenly. No alarm goes off. The deep web was right.

His head swims with the giddy, high feeling of being on the verge of getting away with some shit. Wow, is this why people commit crimes? It feels so good. He starts laughing louder. Tavros is laughing too, quiet and cautious at first, but picking up steam as he begins to taste the sort of freedom he never allowed himself to imagine. John turns, shocked to see Jade standing in the bedroom doorway. She looks like a shadow with her dark hair hiding her face. She speaks softly.

She twitches her dog-ears and raises her face. Her mouth is a neutral line, but her eyes are burning furiously. The two of them stare at each other for a long time. Tavros is cowering in his closet, fiddling with the strap on his backpack. JADE: i understand where youre coming from but i dont think youve actually thought this through. John points at her. JOHN: you KNEW that dave and karkat were in love with each other, but you went ahead and totally messed with their relationship anyway!

JOHN: i know that they both hated it, and only went along with it because they care about you and felt obligated! JOHN: and jade, i love you, but honestly, how does that make you any different than jane? The wind in the room picks up. It skates against the walls, dislodges books from the shelf, gets under the bedsheets and balloons them off the mattress.

JOHN: the jade i used to know was caring and selfless! John and Jade stop. There is another shadow cast in the doorway. A much darker one. JANE: Hollering at each other so loudly that everyone in the darned house can hear you? JANE: John, I know that we have not been as close in recent years as we were in the past, but I would like to think that at the very least our familial relationship would make it so that you felt you could talk to me face to face if you think that my method of parenting is insufficient.

A lash of wind whips from window to door and down the hall in time to meet the rest of the partygoers, now including Jake Crocker himself. Tavros flinches when a book slams against the closet door, two inches from his face. JOHN: in fact, i think that you probably honestly thought that you were doing what was best for the world. The gale upends the bookshelf, snaps open the toy box, and sends all the debris spinning in every direction, smashing against the walls and bedposts.

DAVE: oh my god i am so sick of all this domestic relationship shit every fucking day. JANE: John, the people need something to believe in, if we are to live in an organized society. JANE: Hey! My relationship with my loyal auspistice is none of your business, let alone who it is I decide to share a bed with.

The wind surges again. The window bangs open so hard that it smashes against the pane, sending shards of glass whipping through the storm. Everyone cowers from the rain of sharp projectiles. He shuts his eyes and digs his fingernails into his palms, doing everything in his power to calm himself down. When he opens his eyes again, the room is completely destroyed.

Tavros is all the way in his closet, clinging white-knuckled to the edge of the door. Everyone else is clustered around the doorway.

Jade stares at John with a dark expression. After a beat of silence, Harry Anderson starts crying. John turns to Tavros, opens his mouth to apologize, but the kid just ducks deeper into the closet, trembling. John staggers back a few steps, toward the broken window. He wipes his face with both hands, all sloppy and clumsy, the way he used to cry when he was a kid. The sky outside is dark. He flies higher and higher, high enough that the air starts to get thin and chilly.

Up here, the Human Kingdom looks so small. He can see the sun setting over the curvature of the Earth, a brilliant arc of orange and red. Look too hard, and the illusion cracks around the edges. He looks up at the glimmering stratosphere and imagines piercing through it. Would that pop the bubble, he wonders? Or would he go hurtling through space, forever? However, as of November , no major effects observed in canon. Many of the other Toblerone wishes have not been granted, so it remains to be seen if this will actually happen.

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